dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.


thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 


*。.゚。*・✿ The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself ✿・*。゚。*


baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL


q2k:

q2k:

There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.

Nature is a wonder.

image

I was being 100% serious.


hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.


kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen


fuckyeahtattoos:

It reads “I wish I could give you the world” and is quoted directly from my 16th birthday card in my Mom’s handwriting. She passed away six days after my birthday. I thought about the tattoo for a while, and finally got it done impulsively with a friend.

Done at A Stroke of Genius Tattoo in Boca Raton Florida by David Robinowitz.




intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread


ninnani:

thelhw:

turnthatberryout:

Did he just make a feminist period joke?

oh my god someone buy that man a beer

SOMEBODY FILL HIM IN



lettersfromtitan:

sushigrade:

Just watch it, dammit

This is absolutely worth 19 seconds of your life.